Terrible real estate agent photographs

“It’s great to have somewhere for our books, and it’ll be even better once we’ve written them”

As the sun set on a sleepy evening, all across town the washing machines waited to make their move.

Arthur can usually be found in his beloved garden, soaking up the darkness.

A spectacular lack of taste can sometimes help make a room look larger than it actually is.

If our third is a boy we might call him something else.

I still think the neighbours’ response to our Halloween party has been an overreaction.

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1 bedroom terraced medieval castle for sale. Would suit first time Tudor monarch.https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/132074525#/?channel=RES_BUY

1 bedroom terraced medieval castle for sale. Would suit first time Tudor monarch.https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/132074525#/?channel=RES_BUY

1 bedroom terraced medieval castle for sale. Would suit first time Tudor monarch.https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/132074525#/?channel=RES_BUY

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Limes against Humanity.

Limes against Humanity.

Limes against Humanity.

Best seats in the house for the next time Grandma falls down the stairs.

This is where the magic fails to happen.

Inexplicably bad property photographs.
It's that simple.

"the worst thing you've ever seen"

"Begins as a laugh and ends as something terrifying"

"One of the funniest things on the web"

"Hilarious"

"Amazing"

"Awful"

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