Terrible real estate agent photographs

When I’m done in here I’ll vacuum the garden.

$Eventually mankind created a bathroom so stylish it fractured space and time.$

Grandpa says thanks for the Kindle, which he’s using as a door stop.

The stairs are an ideal place for worried children to overhear the collapse of their parents marriage.

Our new window cleaner works remotely so we have to send him the windows one by one.

The innkeeper knew it would be quicker and easier if Mary and Joseph just took the barn.

If Camelot had been an aesthetically incoherent summerhouse.

Whatever happened in the woods that day changed Alan forever.

Property would benefit from renovation, and the lifting of an 18th Century curse.

Skilled use of image editing software can help make unfurnished properties look far worse.

Inexplicably bad property photographs.
It's that simple.

"the worst thing you've ever seen"

"Begins as a laugh and ends as something terrifying"

"One of the funniest things on the web"

"Hilarious"

"Amazing"

"Awful"

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