Whatever your politics, it’s a nice touch by the organisers of the firing squad to give everyone a seat.
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Whatever your politics, it’s a nice touch by the organisers of the firing squad to give everyone a seat.

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Somehow the agent has resisted the temptation to run up behind him and push him in.
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Somehow the agent has resisted the temptation to run up behind him and push him in.

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Reminiscent of the bathrooms in the Palace of Versailles, if the bathrooms in the Palace of Versailles had been decorated on a tight budget in the 1970s.

Reminiscent of the bathrooms in the Palace of Versailles, if the bathrooms in the Palace of Versailles had been decorated on a tight budget in the 1970s.

Isn’t there an old saying about trying something twice then giving up because you can’t be bothered?

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The scourge of real estate agent photographers: Opportunistic, attention-seeking trees.
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The scourge of real estate agent photographers: Opportunistic, attention-seeking trees.

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transportive asked: Sometimes I forget about this blog. And then I come back and remember what has been missing from my life.

I recommend never again forgetting about this blog. Problem solved.

Of the two options, “bless this house” is the more popular.
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Of the two options, “bless this house” is the more popular.

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Special iPod speakers have been developed specifically to combat the effects of noisy flatulence.
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Special iPod speakers have been developed specifically to combat the effects of noisy flatulence.

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A tragic scene. This is what happens when a smurf bursts.
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A tragic scene. This is what happens when a smurf bursts.

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If you’re the sort of person who doesn’t mind defecating in a kitchen, then you probably won’t mind doing it next to a large window either.
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If you’re the sort of person who doesn’t mind defecating in a kitchen, then you probably won’t mind doing it next to a large window either.

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This was taken by Gert Voswinkel, officially the world’s tallest real estate agent.
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This was taken by Gert Voswinkel, officially the world’s tallest real estate agent.

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With intellects vast and unsympathetic, regarding us with envious eyes, slowly and surely the easy chairs drew their plans against us.
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With intellects vast and unsympathetic, regarding us with envious eyes, slowly and surely the easy chairs drew their plans against us.

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Some awful things must have happened on this toilet for the owners to have erected tidal defences.
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Some awful things must have happened on this toilet for the owners to have erected tidal defences.

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Progress has been slow, but we’ve been assured he’ll be in the garden by the moving in date.
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Progress has been slow, but we’ve been assured he’ll be in the garden by the moving in date.

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