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An early screen test for the first Russian production of Death of a Salesman.
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An early screen test for the first Russian production of Death of a Salesman.

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Fasten your seatbelts, it’s going to be a really boring evening.
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Fasten your seatbelts, it’s going to be a really boring evening.

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Come out, come out, wherever you…oh.  You suck at this.
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Come out, come out, wherever you…oh.  You suck at this.

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Clever. To avoid spoiling the photograph, the current tenant has disguised himself as a large potted plant.
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Clever. To avoid spoiling the photograph, the current tenant has disguised himself as a large potted plant.

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He was accidentally locked in by the departing owners, and survived for 2 months on condensation and wallpaper paste.
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He was accidentally locked in by the departing owners, and survived for 2 months on condensation and wallpaper paste.

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What do you get if you cross a toilet and a sink? 
It’s not a joke, there genuinely isn’t a word for this.
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What do you get if you cross a toilet and a sink?

It’s not a joke, there genuinely isn’t a word for this.

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Interior by Eddie Van Halen.
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Interior by Eddie Van Halen.

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In classical mythology, Cerberus was the demon dog who guarded the entrance to Hades, and was also allowed on the bed.
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In classical mythology, Cerberus was the demon dog who guarded the entrance to Hades, and was also allowed on the bed.

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Part of a contemporary art project in which agents attempt to photograph, market, and sell a complete absence of anything valuable.
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Part of a contemporary art project in which agents attempt to photograph, market, and sell a complete absence of anything valuable.

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Built during the Great Door Shortage of 1987.
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Built during the Great Door Shortage of 1987.

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Relax, it’s just a really creepy doll with a creepy doll all of its own. 
Oh, and a shotgun.
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Relax, it’s just a really creepy doll with a creepy doll all of its own.

Oh, and a shotgun.

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Kit house. Used. Instruction booklet not included.
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Kit house. Used. Instruction booklet not included.

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Leaving your bathwater for the next owner is ecologically admirable, but hygenically naïve.
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Leaving your bathwater for the next owner is ecologically admirable, but hygenically naïve.

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To create a positive vibe around a property, we recommend avoiding sulky and faintly menacing children.
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To create a positive vibe around a property, we recommend avoiding sulky and faintly menacing children.

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