It’s the same at every party. The white goods spend the whole night hanging out in the kitchen.
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It’s the same at every party. The white goods spend the whole night hanging out in the kitchen.

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Part of a modern art installation entitled “Things are looking up”.
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Part of a modern art installation entitled “Things are looking up”.

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Best make an early start if you want to reach the sofa before sundown.
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Best make an early start if you want to reach the sofa before sundown.

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The owners have had to take every precaution with what they call the Hannibal Lecter of Wardrobes.
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The owners have had to take every precaution with what they call the Hannibal Lecter of Wardrobes.

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Soon after the Great Door Shortage of 1987 came the World Window Famine, when daydreaming hit an all-time low.
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Soon after the Great Door Shortage of 1987 came the World Window Famine, when daydreaming hit an all-time low.

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This is what happens when you give a monkey his own room and let him decorate.
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This is what happens when you give a monkey his own room and let him decorate.

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owlalone asked: I just missed Germany's first goal because I couldn't tear my eyes away from this damn blog.

Apologies. I promise not to post during the semi-finals.

Did anyone order a menacing shadow? 
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Did anyone order a menacing shadow?

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Elements of this property were recently added by an imaginative 5-year-old child.
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Elements of this property were recently added by an imaginative 5-year-old child.

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The previous viewing was conducted at such speed it caused a localised sonic boom.
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The previous viewing was conducted at such speed it caused a localised sonic boom.

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When you’re done taking photos we need to talk. 
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When you’re done taking photos we need to talk.

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bitteryetdeliciouswine asked: "Are you going to live?" "I don't know." Actual conversation had after reading through all 18 pages.

Hang on in there.

An early screen test for the first Russian production of Death of a Salesman.
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An early screen test for the first Russian production of Death of a Salesman.

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Fasten your seatbelts, it’s going to be a really boring evening.
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Fasten your seatbelts, it’s going to be a really boring evening.

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Come out, come out, wherever you…oh.  You suck at this.
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Come out, come out, wherever you…oh.  You suck at this.

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