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transportive asked: Sometimes I forget about this blog. And then I come back and remember what has been missing from my life.

I recommend never again forgetting about this blog. Problem solved.

Of the two options, “bless this house” is the more popular.
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Of the two options, “bless this house” is the more popular.

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Special iPod speakers have been developed specifically to combat the effects of noisy flatulence.
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Special iPod speakers have been developed specifically to combat the effects of noisy flatulence.

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A tragic scene. This is what happens when a smurf bursts.
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A tragic scene. This is what happens when a smurf bursts.

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If you’re the sort of person who doesn’t mind defecating in a kitchen, then you probably won’t mind doing it next to a large window either.
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If you’re the sort of person who doesn’t mind defecating in a kitchen, then you probably won’t mind doing it next to a large window either.

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This was taken by Gert Voswinkel, officially the world’s tallest real estate agent.
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This was taken by Gert Voswinkel, officially the world’s tallest real estate agent.

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With intellects vast and unsympathetic, regarding us with envious eyes, slowly and surely the easy chairs drew their plans against us.
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With intellects vast and unsympathetic, regarding us with envious eyes, slowly and surely the easy chairs drew their plans against us.

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Some awful things must have happened on this toilet for the owners to have erected tidal defences.
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Some awful things must have happened on this toilet for the owners to have erected tidal defences.

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Progress has been slow, but we’ve been assured he’ll be in the garden by the moving in date.
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Progress has been slow, but we’ve been assured he’ll be in the garden by the moving in date.

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The agents are quietly confident that a recent missing persons case is on the verge of being solved.
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The agents are quietly confident that a recent missing persons case is on the verge of being solved.

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The Sasquatch (or “Bigfoot”) inhabited the forests of the Pacific Northwest, until retiring to a bungalow in New Hampshire.
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The Sasquatch (or “Bigfoot”) inhabited the forests of the Pacific Northwest, until retiring to a bungalow in New Hampshire.

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Potential buyers are advised not to think about what happens in this room when your back is turned and the light begins to fade.
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Potential buyers are advised not to think about what happens in this room when your back is turned and the light begins to fade.

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For a variety of reasons, this is one shower that should be checked thoroughly before use.
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For a variety of reasons, this is one shower that should be checked thoroughly before use.

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This is actually a rare still from an early stage adaptation of Hemingway’s The Old Man and the Sea.
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This is actually a rare still from an early stage adaptation of Hemingway’s The Old Man and the Sea.

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