The Richardsons were optimistic that their most recent bout of constipation would soon be at an end.
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As the music fades and the children start crying, a late entrant for the title of World’s Saddest Birthday Party.
When you do finally decide to let me in, I’ll need to take you through some house rules.
An unusual approach: “Rent this apartment or the dog gets it”.
The view isn’t great, but you’ll be first to hear if it turns out there’s life on other planets.
Suspicions were first raised when the mysterious aristocratic buyer from Eastern Europe installed a sarcophagus in the bedroom.
Seriously Graeme, that doesn’t even work in cartoons. Get dressed.
We are assured that the area’s flora and fauna has been entirely unaffected by the nearby nuclear power station.
Perfect for those long summer evenings when the temperature falls well below zero.
On the plus side, you have something to read while you wash up.
We know exactly how you feel.
Toilet paper is more traditional, and considerably less dangerous.
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Screen test for the unsuccessful prequel “Kindergarten of the Planet of the Apes”.
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Wake up Eric, the agent’s here. And for heaven’s sake put some clothes on.
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