Ralph was a gifted topiarist, but he struggled with faces.
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No doubt that rug looked much bigger in the shop.
Hello, police? The agent’s back, and he’s making himself at home. Bring tasers.
There are only 3 things more depressing than this room. They are the sofa, carpet, and wallpaper in this room.
Still popular in some countries, the stuffing of recently deceased relatives is increasingly frowned upon.
Impress your dinner guest by making tiny portions look gigantic.
Oddly, the current occupant has been kind enough to provide a live demo of the en suite.
The Richardsons were optimistic that their most recent bout of constipation would soon be at an end.
As the music fades and the children start crying, a late entrant for the title of World’s Saddest Birthday Party.
When you do finally decide to let me in, I’ll need to take you through some house rules.
An unusual approach: “Rent this apartment or the dog gets it”.
The view isn’t great, but you’ll be first to hear if it turns out there’s life on other planets.
Suspicions were first raised when the mysterious aristocratic buyer from Eastern Europe installed a sarcophagus in the bedroom.
Seriously Graeme, that doesn’t even work in cartoons. Get dressed.
We are assured that the area’s flora and fauna has been entirely unaffected by the nearby nuclear power station.
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