Seriously Graeme, that doesn’t even work in cartoons. Get dressed.
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Seriously Graeme, that doesn’t even work in cartoons. Get dressed.

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We are assured that the area’s flora and fauna has been entirely unaffected by the nearby nuclear power station.
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We are assured that the area’s flora and fauna has been entirely unaffected by the nearby nuclear power station.

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Perfect for those long summer evenings when the temperature falls well below zero.
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Perfect for those long summer evenings when the temperature falls well below zero.

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On the plus side, you have something to read while you wash up.
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On the plus side, you have something to read while you wash up.

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We know exactly how you feel.
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We know exactly how you feel.

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Toilet paper is more traditional, and considerably less dangerous.
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Toilet paper is more traditional, and considerably less dangerous.

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"Terrible Estate Agent Photos, the book, ships tomorrow. Buy it now, or I will haunt your dreams"
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"Terrible Estate Agent Photos, the book, ships tomorrow. Buy it now, or I will haunt your dreams"

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Screen test for the unsuccessful prequel “Kindergarten of the Planet of the Apes”.
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Screen test for the unsuccessful prequel “Kindergarten of the Planet of the Apes”.

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Wake up Eric, the agent’s here. And for heaven’s sake put some clothes on.
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Wake up Eric, the agent’s here. And for heaven’s sake put some clothes on.

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Kyle has slept in the kitchen ever since they redecorated his room. 
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Kyle has slept in the kitchen ever since they redecorated his room.

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Does your laundry ever get so bad you need a bottle of vodka and a shovel to deal with it?
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Does your laundry ever get so bad you need a bottle of vodka and a shovel to deal with it?

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The fact that each doll has been hermetically sealed doesn’t make this room any less terrifying after dark.
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The fact that each doll has been hermetically sealed doesn’t make this room any less terrifying after dark.

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Remember when we were contacted by visitors from another world? Timmy certainly does.
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Remember when we were contacted by visitors from another world? Timmy certainly does.

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Act 1, scene 1: An empty hospital bed, some old flowers, several books of carpet samples. A phone rings…
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Act 1, scene 1: An empty hospital bed, some old flowers, several books of carpet samples. A phone rings…

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The flush mechanism is elaborate, unorthodox, and spectacular.
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The flush mechanism is elaborate, unorthodox, and spectacular.

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